The Balm
Handsome Bastard Beard Balm
4 oz • Small-Batch • Naturally Fierce
Live Outside the Tin
This isn’t your average balm.
Each 4 oz. Handsome Bastard puck is hand-poured in small batches, built for men who demand more from what they put in their beard — and on their skin.
Bigger than most. Bolder than all.
It’s shaped like a hockey puck for a reason: made to be held, molded, and mastered.
Why It’s Different
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4 oz. Size — twice the size of most balms.
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All-Natural Ingredients — no parabens, fillers, or synthetics.
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UV Protection — natural raspberry seed oil helps protect from the sun.
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Multi-Use Formula — good for beard, hair, and skin.
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Handcrafted in Kentucky — small-batch precision, big attitude.
How to Use
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Pop the puck out of the tin.
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Warm it in your hands until soft.
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Work it through your beard (or anywhere else that needs taming).
The steps of the Handsome are few.
Ingredients
Beeswax, Shea Butter, Mango Butter, Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Apricot Oil, Almond Oil, Raspberry Seed Oil, Vitamin E, Patchouli Oil, Balsam Fir Oil, Lavender Oil.
100% natural. 100% uncompromising.
For the Bold. For the Bearded.
Handsome Bastard Beard Balm was born in a mountain cabin and built for men who live outside the lines.
Join the brotherhood. Live outside the tin.