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Handsome Bastard Beard Balm – 4 oz is a rugged, all-natural balm crafted to tame your beard, nourish your skin, and protect you from the elements. Made in small batches deep in the Kentucky wilds, it’s packed with premium organic oils and butters — and now with natural UV protection. Whether you're out in the sun or under the moon, this balm has your beard’s back.
Features:
Handmade in small batches using organic butters and oils
Natural UV protection from raspberry seed oil
No parabens, synthetic fragrances, or harsh chemicals
Softens, conditions, and tames your beard
Nourishes the skin underneath to prevent dryness and itch
Subtle, earthy scent from essential oils
Vegan-friendly and cruelty-free